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diff --git a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md index 95ca6ba..f6b3d91 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md @@ -1,17 +1,16 @@ --- title: "Department of Goth Girls" -slug: department-of-goth-girls pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:47.000Z updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:47.000Z draft: false excerpt: "I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms. That’s the mission statement of the Department of Goth Girls. Real name: the … Read more" categories: - - { name: Shitposts, slug: shitposts } + - Shitposts tags: - - { name: community, slug: community } - - { name: dark-culture, slug: dark-culture } - - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } - - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } + - community + - dark-culture + - format-short-take + - tone-casual featured: src: https://cdn.slist.net/posts/department-of-goth-girls/cover.png alt: "Goth women silhouettes dancing in red fog"8bc867ccontent: rewrite image URLs from slist.net/wp-content to cdn.slist.net/posts/<slug>/
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md index a1e28a6..95ca6ba 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags: - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } featured: - src: https://slist.net/wp-content/uploads/ai_69d2a684c58d05.13839254.png + src: https://cdn.slist.net/posts/department-of-goth-girls/cover.png alt: "Goth women silhouettes dancing in red fog" legacy_wp_id: 16051 ---3c1387ffix(web): point upload URLs at slist.net (cdn.slist.net not wired up yet)
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md index 2ccb824..a1e28a6 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md @@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags: - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } featured: - src: https://cdn.slist.net/ai_69d2a684c58d05.13839254.png + src: https://slist.net/wp-content/uploads/ai_69d2a684c58d05.13839254.png alt: "Goth women silhouettes dancing in red fog" legacy_wp_id: 16051 ---5add954feat(web): visually mirror slist.net blog (index + single post)
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md index adc8ca5..2ccb824 100644 --- a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md +++ b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md @@ -4,6 +4,17 @@ slug: department-of-goth-girls pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:47.000Z updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:47.000Z draft: false +excerpt: "I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms. That’s the mission statement of the Department of Goth Girls. Real name: the … Read more" +categories: + - { name: Shitposts, slug: shitposts } +tags: + - { name: community, slug: community } + - { name: dark-culture, slug: dark-culture } + - { name: format-short-take, slug: format-short-take } + - { name: tone-casual, slug: tone-casual } +featured: + src: https://cdn.slist.net/ai_69d2a684c58d05.13839254.png + alt: "Goth women silhouettes dancing in red fog" legacy_wp_id: 16051 --- I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms.30e0ee3feat(web): full posts+pages sync, browseable UI, curated pages allowlist
diff --git a/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..adc8ca5 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/posts/2026/department-of-goth-girls/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +--- +title: "Department of Goth Girls" +slug: department-of-goth-girls +pubDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:47.000Z +updatedDate: 2026-04-05T20:04:47.000Z +draft: false +legacy_wp_id: 16051 +--- +I want to be the guy that can send goth girls to parties instead of complete randoms. + +That’s the mission statement of the Department of Goth Girls. Real name: the nalgoticas group. 100-person inner circle of curated women who get first access to every guest list, every event, every discount code before anyone else sees it. + +The logic is simple: goth girls set the energy of a room. When the dancefloor has the right aesthetic — fashion forward, dark culture, actual style instead of Temu goth — everyone else follows. The room looks right, feels right, photographs right. And they bring friends. + +300-person lifetime invite list of past DJs and aesthetic fits. 30% show rate. The guest list isn’t charity — it’s curation. The vibe check is purely visual and digital. Private accounts? Rejected. Blank bios? Rejected. The Department has standards. + +Is it fucked up? Probably. Does it work? Walk into any SLIST event and look at the dancefloor. That’s your answer.